Lesson for guys – never hump a steel bench

A man in Hong Kong almost lost his, um, tool, after he decided to hump a steel bench. He stuck his penis in a small hole in the bench, and called the police after he couldn’t get it out (good thing he didn’t forget to bring his cell phone with him…) The emergency team couldn’t get him free, even after removing some of his blood, so they removed the bench and took the whole thing, with the man still attached. They managed to get him free 4 hours later…

Lesson: Whoever said size doesn’t matter is obviously lying…

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They call this “research?”

A study found that  men who “watched sexy videos or handled lingerie” are horny –  I could’ve told you that for free.

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