Health benefits of green tea vs coffee?

Both green tea and coffee can help reduce the risk of heart disease. Somebody should do a study to find out which one is more beneficial. (I have both sides covered – I drink both at work now.)

If funding is needed for this project, I suggest that we pull the money from the team that “discovered” that poor eating habits during pregnancy may be bad for the child’s health.

They call this “research”, part 2

Pregnant women who don’t eat well risk the long term health of  their unborn children. Who would’ve thought that this could be true?!?!? I wonder how much money this study cost.