Environmentalist of the year

A woman and her friend were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at their places, the woman made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. “As an environmentalist,” she declared, “I do not approve of destroying bamboo forests for throwaway utensils.”

The waiter inspected her chopsticks. “Very beautiful,” he said politely. “Ivory.”

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2 Responses

  1. Gosh I am surprised you didn’t get any comments on this one. I am actually laughing out loud. This is hysterically funny to me. Perfect, Thanks for the laugh!

  2. That reminds me of the vegan who is wearing leather shoes…

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