“Your Honor, we suck!”

University of Louisville sued Duke University for withdrawing from their contract to play four football games between 2002 and 2009. Duke’s lawyers successfully argued that their football team is so bad (TRUE!) that Louisville could easily find “a team of similar stature.”

ESPN.com story

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