Be careful what you wish for

To read or not to read, that is the question!

A while back, I griped about the workout pants that many women wear that have words printed right across the butt.  Yesterday’s Miss Manners column has a question that deals with a similar situation but is much more ridiculous:
At a public doing, I encountered a very well-developed female at least 30 years my junior. She was wearing an exceptionally low [...]

Females’ clothing

You can sometimes tell something about a person by the type of question that he or she asks. There is a question on Yahoo ! Answers where a girl (woman?) is asking:

How do i make my skirt shorter?
No i don’t want to be a slut. it’s knee length on me so when i wear the [...]

Men and women

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance.
Smart man + dumb woman = affair.
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage.
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item that he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about [...]

Pet peeve – people who are offended by certain words

I am really annoyed by people who say that people shouldn’t use certain words (e.g. “shit” and “fuck”) – and I am really really annoyed when they say that people shouldn’t use those words because there are women present.
I strongly feel that a word is merely a collection of letters, and that unless the meaning [...]

Very non-PC / offensive / pointless forum questions

Some questions on Internet forums are so offensive and/or non-PC that they can only be answered one way unless the answerer wants to be the victim of a virtual tar and feathering.
Take this example from BlogCatalog.com:
would u work under one? (female boss)
What kind of person, other than a religious fanatic, is going to answer “No” [...]

I wonder if his teacher is a woman…

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Pet peeve about particular type of workout pants

The person who “invented” women’s workout pants or shorts with words right across the butt should be shot… When I see one, I (like most guys, I think) end up looking at her butt for an excessive period of time because it’s hard to read the word(s) when she’s bouncing up and down on the [...]

Open note to female jaywalker I sort-of-almost hit with my car

If you are going to jaywalk at night, please wear an outfit other than your black miniskirt and your black tank top. That made you difficult to see, so you are fortunate that I was staring at able to see your legs (and your arms and head.)