What to tell an officer who pulls you over for speeding

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing!” he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.
Looking in his rear [...]

How to get quick police response

A man was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.  He opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, [...]

Would you trust a lawyer?

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial – it went like this:
Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.
Q. Officer, who provided this description?
A. The officer who responded to the [...]

What a way to die…

A burglary suspect went over a  3-foot wall to avoid the police, but didn’t know that there was a 200 foot drop. I wonder when the inevitable lawsuit from his family will be file, claiming that there should have been a warning sign on the wall.
All I can really say is that whoever came up with [...]

What, no doughnuts?

How stupid of a cop is this guy? He demanded free coffee and tea from Starbucks and threatened the store with slower response times if they ever needed help.After he was busted, he demanded to take a polygraph test, which he failed.
Fortunately, the police chief fired him, showing that, at least in this case, integrity [...]