Wow, talk about shameless

During the April 3 shootings in Binghamton, New York, supervisors at the Department of Social Services did not permit their employees to leave the building (for obvious safety reasons, even though the shootings were in a different building) One of the employees, an idiot named James Kauchis, filed a formal grievance claiming that he should [...]

What a gold digger

A 36-year old Swedish countess is divorcing her husband. Their prenuptial agreement states that she would receive $43 million if they divorced. She is claiming that is not enough, because at her current spending rate of $53,800 per week, that money would not last her for the rest of her life.
How do you spend $53,800 [...]

Blogger wanna-be

I am on the brink of thinking that people should be required to pass an exam in order to be able to blog.
Somebody asked the following question
I’m NEW!! and my first atempt at bloging!!
Where do I find my Blog address to send to my friends!?!
and got the following response:
The url is in the address bar! [...]

Popcorn man

Sacramento police recently arrested a man for burglary after they found a trail of popcorn kernels leading from the store he burglarized to his apartment.
I wonder if this idiot is related to the moron in Fresno who was arrested after leaving a trail of teriyaki chicken from the car he burglarized to his apartment. If [...]

Um, I didn’t write this!

This is a comment from this story in the Sacramento Bee (I copied and pasted this directly from the article – the numerous errors are not mine):
Here we go I am a caltrans worker I knew this was comming , furloughs and layoffs . and if you didnt you must be smoking something . I [...]

Idiotic newspaper writers and editors

Prosecutors recently blew an informant’s cover by having him testify in open court, where he was recognized by the defendant and some of the spectators.
The Sacramento Bee published an article today with the headline “Sacramento trial blows the cover of an informant” that gave all the details, but published his name! If you want to [...]

Idiotic pizza thieves

Four teenagers in Illinois were arrested for robbing a pizza delivery person because the police followed their snow tracks nearby. Hello, McFly! Anybody home?  Well, at least they’re not as dumb as the soon-to-be-ex governor of Illinois, but I wonder if they are related to this idiot in Fresno who got arrested because he left [...]

California’s idiotic legislators

In California, it is illegal for businesses to charge  a fee to use a credit card (but of course governments are exempt), but it is legal to offer a discount for payment by any other means. California Civil Code Section 1748.1 states:

(a) No retailer in any sales, service, or lease transaction
with a consumer may [...]

Misadventures of a cell phone

In July, Bill Clinton Phillip Sherman of Arkansas  left his cell phone filled with nude pictures of his wife at McDonald’s. Some enterprising person posted the photos online. Sherman is now suing the store manager, franchise owner, and the corporation for $3 million.
While it is obviously true that the McDonald’s employees totally screwed up, what [...]

IDIOT of the year

A woman in Oregon recently was a “victim” of the infamous Nigerian scam despite repeated warnings from her family, her bank, and law enforcement officials to keep sending more money. I put “victim” in quotes because she did not heed warnings from her family, her bank, and law enforcement officials not to send any more [...]