Bush is a shoe dodger as well as a draft dodger

If I had known about this, I would have donate some shoes to the cause!
Also, Bush says that they were size 10. I guess he’s not as blind as I thought if he can distinguish the size of objects hurled at him. Also, were the men’s shoes or women’s shoes? Inquiring [...]

Nu-cu-lar

A metathesis is defined by the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary as
: a change of place or condition: as a: transposition of two phonemes in a word (as in the development of crud from curd or the pronunciation \\ˈpər-tē\\ for pretty) b: a chemical reaction in which different kinds of molecules exchange parts to form other kinds [...]

George W. Bush’s missions accomplished

This is the cover of the current issue of “The American Conservative”.  It is also the most accurate magazine cover that I have ever seen. Obviously they left out  few things, but there wasn’t enough room on the cover.
Let’s see… liberals (obviously) hate him, true conservatives don’t like his deficit spending and his meddling with [...]

Election humor – 2000 presidential election

The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither George W. Bush nor Al Gore had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, hanging chads, butterfly ballots, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at [...]

Why does Bush keep telling us stuff we already know?

We’ve been bombarded with dire warnings about the economy for months now, and there is a $700 billion bailout package in front of Congress (which presidential candidate John McCain has deemed important enough to suspend his campaign when he was gaining losing momentum).
So what does President Bush do? He tells us stuff like that “our entire [...]

My recollection of 9/11/01

I had just shown for work on the morning of 9/11/01 and saw lots of people crowded around a small television set. I asked what was going on, and was informed that  jets had crashed into both World Trade Center towers.  I watched the coverage for a while, then went to my cubicle in shock.  [...]

This will get Bush to stop eavesdropping on the American people

As my friend Kelly points out, GWB has been systematically destroying the 4th Amendment (not to mention the rest of the Constitution.)
I just realized that I have a simple solution. I’ll start podcasting this blog and/or distributing MP3 files of each entry. If everyone plays one of the MP3 files every time they use the [...]