Stupid math answers

Yes, you read that correctly. I am blogging about idiotic answers to a math question instead of idiotic math questions.
This person wants to know how to solve (x+6)(2x-1) = 0. From algebra, if xy =0, then x=0 or y=0. We can see that for this problem, either x+6 = 0 or 2x -1 =0, yielding [...]

My new ninja name

I have an official ninja name!
According to this official ninja site,
King Al,
From this day forward, your Ninja Burger ninja name will be Katsushiro Katayama -san.
From now on, I expect everybody to call me “King Katayama -sama”   (
Edit 7/27: Thanks to commenter mividaendigital for pointing out that kings should be referred to as “sama.” [...]